Hey (with the deepest intentions of marathoning the Lord of the Rings extended edition together)
my brain for the last year
my brain for the last year
most beautiful man on planet earth alert ‼️
The daily struggle
occasionalesbianlovermariahcarey:
occasionalesbianlovermariahcarey:
I hate calling in sick I don’t want to inform anyone about my abnormal bowel movements
I love it. I call them up and say hey bossman I’m camped out on the shitter today yeehaw
you are so beautiful in every way
We will get married on a windswept cliff and the dinner will be easily digestible
You are a very wealthy man in his mid-40s. To the outside observer, you have everything you could ever want, yet you feel suffocated and so alone it makes you suicidal. The short and violent life of an outlaw seems preferable to living to old age in comfort. You leave and do not look back. Even surrounded by people who want to see you dead, you feel more alive than you ever have before. You know you will die soon; as long as there’s sea-salt on your tongue when you do, you are fine with that. But then, as you are about to meet said violent end, hanged by your neck and bleeding out, you are rescued. A man walks up to you and tells you he knows you. He is everything you could never hope to be, but as you look at him the feeling in your chest and in your belly, in your lungs and fingertips, is not envy. He seems to like you. You have never had a friend before. What’s a heterosexual thing to do?
Show him your secret closet (he loves it.)
Strip so he can put on your clothes (it was his idea.)
Destroy the people who dare hurt his feelings (vengeance for him and him alone.)
Compliment him under the moonlight (he’s so close. Why are you scared?)
Stab him (he told you to. Don’t think about how that made you feel.)
Console him as he confesses his sins (nothing he ever did was wrong.)
Barely hold back tears as he leaves you (don’t beg him to stay. Don’t.)
Go to your death rather than see him take blame for your crime (he’ll be fine.)
Watch him sign away his life to protect you (why, why, why is he doing this?)
kiss him back?
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“i know a spot” takes you into my arms under a soft blanket